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If Wine Was Honest | Honest Ads

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What if Wine Companies (vineyards?) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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SOURCES:
https://calag.ucanr.edu/archive/?type=pdf&article=ca.v034n07p6
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-wine-age/vine-talk-not-all-wines-get-better-with-age-idUSTRE67N1TV20100824
https://winefolly.com/tutorial/how-to-tell-if-a-wine-is-age-worthy/
https://winesvinesanalytics.com/sections/printout_article.cfm?article=feature&content=165547
https://theconversation.com/corks-seal-a-wines-fate-aging-under-natural-vs-synthetic-closures-35135

Yes, Cork Taint is Still a Problem

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/07/05/535038513/the-sideways-effect-how-a-wine-obsessed-film-reshaped-the-industry
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/09/03/070903fa_fact_keefe?currentPage=all
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/10/you-are-not-so-smart-why-we-cant-tell-good-wine-from-bad/247240/
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https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/is-red-wine-good-actually-for-your-heart-2018021913285

Food and Wine Pairing is Just a Big Scam

https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-common-status-symbols-that-no-longer-make-sense
https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-brilliant-movie-jokes-that-were-too-obscure-to-get

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo
Writer: Ryan Menezes
French Boy: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

Ryan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked
Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Dave’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deforestbrown/

00:00 – If Wine Was Honest
04:18 – Le Running Man

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